If Homo sapiens has risen to the level of determining our planet’s future then earth is in trouble. Isn’t it chutzpah to expect a nouveau species to be exceptional next to dinosaurs or ants? Fucking up is what people actually do best. Yesterday before my grandson & I picked up his older bro we stopped at Yeastie Boys Bagel Truck for a few, one of which had zilch holes, so looking up what that is called, he ID’d it as either rasmundi or plumper but never a bialy which is not boiled but baked + its middle = onions. Ell’s happy w/ toasted cinnamon but Simon tantrumed we choose whole wheat w/ sesame seeds to bring him since altho he almost always wants healthy, I fear adolescence got upset once we conflated eating Meals vs Treats. By the time moi got back above our daughter’s garage where my wife & I +/- co-exist in a single room, I was quite upset—the microwave I’d ordered to surprise their fam so we could reclaim our own tiny box, the one they recently appropriated, turned out industrial- sized, thusly needed to be returned to Amazon for a littler Panasonic… so this frazzled septuagenarian croaked out, dreaming of holeless bagels made right by Smith & Lesson automatics wielded by totin’ teachers adept with the firearm.