Fiery Angelic Herald Borrows Toothbrush

It was about three a.m. when I wandered into my bathroom and discovered the archangel Gabriel perched like a gargoyle on the toilet, taking a dump. He wasn’t wearing a name tag or anything, but I recognized his weary face from dozens of medieval paintings. I stood in the doorway, uncertain if I should proceed … Continue reading Fiery Angelic Herald Borrows Toothbrush